Here is a recent event that occurred in Denver. A thief broke into a vehicle and removed the victim’s wallet and assorted valuables. Apparently, this type of activity can build one’s appetite. The thief, being the stupid and lazy sort, went home and promptly called his local deli and ordered food to be delivered. He knew better than to have it delivered to his apartment so, he had it delivered to the apartment next door. It didn’t take the Police long to figure out who the hungry thief was and they made arrangements for him to get his meals at the jail.

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