Archive for April 2009

Man puts marijuana pipe in security tray at courthouse.

I love stupid criminal stories and wanted to add the category in my blog to add some humor. I just started working on it and thought that it would be awhile before I had a story. Well, I was wrong. A stupid criminal came to my attention today and I just had to tell the story.

Fort Pierce, Fl. – A 39-year-old man was arrested after a security officer determined he had something unusual among the items to be checked at a security checkpoint at the downtown courthouse.

“As the items were checked (the security officer) determined that one item was a marijuana smoking pipe,” an arrest report states.

A deputy checked out the pipe and concluded that, indeed, it was a pot smoking pipe by the smell and residue, the report states.

Clinton J. Gordon, of the 2700 block of Wildwood Lane, faces a misdemeanor possession of drug paraphernalia charge in connection with the 10:30 a.m. Tuesday incident.

The private security officer had reported to a St. Lucie County Sheriff’s Office deputy that Gordon came in the courthouse and “surrendered his items at the security checkpoint.”

Gordon was released Tuesday from the St. Lucie County jail on $500 bail, a jail official said.

Unresolved Traffic Tickets

Have you received a friendly letter from your local Law Enforcement agency reminding you of an unresolved ticket? They may suggest that you have a certain amount of time to “come in and take care” of the ticket before more serious action is taken.

Be aware that an arrest warrant has probably already been issued and “taking care” of the matter will likely result in your arrest. I learned of this simple technique several years ago when I worked as an investigator in a Florida Sheriff’s Office. The guys in the warrants section sent out these friendly letters because it was an easy way to get unsuspecting people to turn themselves in. I was surprised that the letters worked, but the tone was such that people believed that they would be getting a break if they acted fast. Create a sense of urgency and people will act. I saw this as was quick way to harvest the “low hanging fruit”.

I am not suggesting that you avoid resolving these old traffic tickets. On the contrary, I know that they cannot be ignored, lest you get picked up when you least expect it. I am going to tell you that you need to take control of the situation and resolve the matter on your terms. If you receive a letter telling you of an unresolved ticket, assume that a warrant has already been issued and that you will be arrested. Therefore, before going to the Law Enforcement Agency, arrange for your release. Either make sure that you have the cash for bail or talk to a professional Bail Agent and tell him of your situation.

Depending upon the jurisdiction, you may be able to arrange for a “walk-thru” bond wherein the warrant will be cancelled, bond posted and a new court date set without your having to be arrested. Do not delay, however. Get in front of the situation and take control as soon as possible.  I recently bonded out several individuals who thought they had more important things to do and delayed handing the matter. They came into contact with the Police and were arrested at very inconvenient times. They also had to spend time in a holding cell with real criminals while they waited for bail to be arranged.

My jurisdiction reports that more arrest warrants are issued for unresolved traffic matters than any other class of offense. Don’t let this happen to you. Be proactive and contact a professional to help you resolve this matter. Don’t let yourself be subjected to arrest and detention in an over-crowded jail filled with real criminals because you have “more important” things to do.